1 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:27,320 LOVE ME 2 00:00:27,880 --> 00:00:29,400 Clara? 3 00:00:30,880 --> 00:00:33,160 -Göran? -Yes. 4 00:00:33,320 --> 00:00:35,760 -Nice to meet you. -Indeed, yes... 5 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:39,080 And then I turned 11. 6 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:44,480 That's when I realized that my intellect surpassed everyone else's. 7 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:47,800 I took up chess. 8 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:51,160 I hit puberty shortly after that. 9 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:56,800 Well, that's when my body began to adapt to my intellect... 10 00:00:56,960 --> 00:01:01,120 Excuse me, I... They just called from work. 11 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:04,160 -I've got to go. I'm sorry. -No worries. 12 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:07,280 -It was great meeting you. -Yes, absolutely. 13 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:10,440 -This is for my coffee. -Hey! 14 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:14,640 -I think your coffee cost 44 SEK. -Right... 15 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:18,680 No, correction. I know that it cost 44 SEK. 16 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:22,480 -So you want another 4 SEK? -Yes, fair's fair. 17 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:26,840 Definitely, fair's fair. 18 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,280 -God... -What? 19 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:36,440 Asking your date for 4 SEK? I don't know what to say. 20 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:40,520 If I paid for every coffee I had with every egotistical woman- 21 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:45,200 -that posts ten-year-old pics on Tinder, I'd be broke by now. 22 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:50,160 OK, Göran. But this look you've got going on here... 23 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:52,480 ...does it feel modern to you? 24 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:55,440 -You look like a clown. -A clown? 25 00:01:55,600 --> 00:02:00,040 Why did you save the hair here when you don't have any on top? 26 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:06,160 On my way here, I decided I wouldn't judge you too quickly. 27 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:12,200 You're not making it easy for me, showing up in pants like these. 28 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:17,920 Appearances don't bother me much. Personality is more important. 29 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:24,320 Had you been nice or funny, your hair wouldn't have mattered. 30 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:30,000 You're just an egotistical man who practices capoeira every weekend. 31 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:32,160 And you're fucking stingy. 32 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:37,240 Three good reasons why you're still single, I guess. 33 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:40,360 I'm not looking for a relationship. 34 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:46,400 OK, so what exactly was your intention with this date? 35 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:52,840 -Just say it. -I get quite a lot of sex actually. 36 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,000 Congratulations, good for you. 37 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:59,840 You won't be getting into my bed any day soon. Here's 5 SEK. 38 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:13,200 Damn it! Honey... I'm so fucking late. 39 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:17,240 -Where are you going? -I have a job interview today. 40 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:21,040 All my blood is down here. My brain is starved of oxygen. 41 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:25,720 -Can't you finish what you started? -My bus leaves in 8 minutes. 42 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:28,040 There's enough time. 43 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:37,800 Damn, damn, damn... 44 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:40,440 Hey! 45 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:45,120 No, no! Fuck! 46 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:52,040 I can't believe this! Damn it! Fucking idiot! 47 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:59,080 -There's another one in 10 minutes. -I won't make it. Damn it! 48 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:01,720 Damn it! 49 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:07,160 -You're just too damn sexy. -Well, excuse me. 50 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:10,000 You're excused. 51 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:13,200 Please come to my gig tonight. 52 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:17,480 I can't, it's my parents' anniversary. And I need to study. 53 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:23,640 -You're such a goody two-shoes. -I was born that way. 54 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:27,840 You do want me to support our future family, right? 55 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,520 Yes, I do. 56 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:33,720 Well, the college aptitude exam is a good start. 57 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:35,880 Sweetie... 58 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:40,760 My wife and I are celebrating our 40th wedding anniversary. 59 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:45,800 -I want to surprise her with a trip. -That's wonderful. 60 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:52,280 -Where would you like to go? -Well, my wife isn't very "portable". 61 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:57,080 A place where you don't have to walk very much perhaps... 62 00:04:57,240 --> 00:05:00,800 ...or walk at all, really. 63 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:03,600 You need a handicap accessible hotel. 64 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:07,320 -Well... -I've got the perfect luxury hotel. 65 00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:11,520 I suggest the Lopesan resort in Gran Canaria. 66 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:17,320 You will get premium service: Exquisite food, drinks, massage, spa. 67 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:24,200 -Yes, well... Sounds expensive. -All-inclusive. Five-star. 68 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:27,920 Yes, but I don't think five-star is necessary. 69 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:30,120 The basic standard perhaps? 70 00:05:30,280 --> 00:05:34,160 -You said you wanted to pamper her. -Did I? 71 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:38,280 -At least that was the feeling I got. -Well... 72 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:41,920 We could explore various options. 73 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:45,160 Luxury hotels offer different levels of luxury: 74 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:50,000 Deep Gold, Silver Line, Sparkling Bronze. 75 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:55,040 How about lower levels? Copper? Tin? 76 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:59,560 If you want to surprise your wife with a nice holiday- 77 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:05,080 -I think you should consider one of our more luxurious options. 78 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:07,040 You won't regret it. 79 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:11,800 I can cancel the add-ons for personal assistance and travel insurance. 80 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:16,440 -But then you can't cancel. -That won't be necessary. 81 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:20,080 Let's see... Here's the total cost. 82 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:24,360 You won't get it cheaper than that. 83 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:27,200 But it's all-inclusive. 84 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:31,480 -You can bathe in champagne. -Yes... 85 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:33,960 If you want to find your sparkle again- 86 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:37,680 -there's no better place than Senior Love Romantica. 87 00:06:37,840 --> 00:06:42,480 -Senior Love Romantica? -That's what they call it. 88 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:46,400 So, what do you say? 89 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:51,320 Yes, let's do it. 90 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:54,120 GIFT FOR KERSTI 91 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:12,400 -Sten! -Hi, Ulla. 92 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:16,120 -How is she? -Good, she's good... 93 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:19,320 -You've been in our thoughts. -Thanks. 94 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:24,040 -We didn't want to bother you. -She's fine now. 95 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:27,760 A call would make her happy. 96 00:08:27,920 --> 00:08:31,960 Is she well already? Her rehabilitation didn't take long. 97 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:35,320 Yes, well... She's much improved at least. 98 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:40,560 She almost died, didn't she? 99 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:45,680 -Yes, she was very ill. -She nearly died, right? 100 00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:50,960 -That's what I heard. -We'll all die eventually. 101 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:52,920 Now, excuse me... 102 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:57,720 Isn't it awful? We all want to die later rather than sooner. 103 00:08:57,880 --> 00:09:03,040 Yes, but neither we nor she are dead or even close to dying. 104 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:07,080 Poor thing. Åke had a former colleague- 105 00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:10,560 -who suffered the same misfortune as Kersti. 106 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:13,760 He couldn't take it. He committed suicide. 107 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:15,920 Oh... 108 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:20,120 Well, that's not the case with Kersti. 109 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:22,320 She's lucky in that way. 110 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:26,480 But I can understand people that can't live with it. 111 00:09:26,640 --> 00:09:28,840 -She's been brave. -Indeed. 112 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:31,040 And diabetes on top of all that! 113 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:33,680 I can't begin to imagine what it's like. 114 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:35,920 No, you can't. 115 00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:40,480 I admire your ability to cope. It must be hard on you too. 116 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:43,360 I'm not the one in pain, so I'm fine. 117 00:09:43,520 --> 00:09:45,520 Look, I need to... 118 00:09:45,680 --> 00:09:51,360 -You struggled for a while, right? -Yes, but we try to stay positive. 119 00:09:51,520 --> 00:09:57,720 Well done, that's the spirit. Let me know if I can do anything. 120 00:09:57,880 --> 00:10:00,920 Yes, Ulla. Absolutely. Bye! 121 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:05,920 Never again! I removed every dating app on my way here. 122 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:09,760 -You're so dramatic! -It's not funny! 123 00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:13,280 -Do you remember the magician? -He was great! 124 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:16,480 -Did you like him? -Well, I... 125 00:10:16,640 --> 00:10:21,320 -What happened to him? -He managed to disappear, magically! 126 00:10:21,480 --> 00:10:24,320 All he left was his hat! 127 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:28,280 I took him home and suddenly he was nowhere to be found. 128 00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:31,320 -But the sex was magical, right? -No, it wasn't! 129 00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:36,720 What was my point? First a magician, then a clown. What's next? 130 00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:39,600 An agile little man that fits in a bottle? 131 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:42,120 That I talk to through the opening: 132 00:10:42,280 --> 00:10:45,960 "Darling, come out now. I'm ready to start a family." 133 00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:48,320 What's wrong with people?! 134 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:53,680 I've tried this online dating thing and it just wasn't for me. 135 00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:58,600 -Come on! -People crop their photos on Tinder. 136 00:10:58,760 --> 00:11:02,080 You think they've got hair on top. Then they turn up: 137 00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:05,960 -No hair there. Saved the hair here. -You're generalizing. 138 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:11,000 I said I dated a three-man circus within the space of a few months. 139 00:11:11,160 --> 00:11:13,600 -Who was the third one? -That short guy. 140 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:17,840 He stood next to a horse in his Tinder profile picture. 141 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,320 It was a Shetland pony! 142 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,120 -Bye! -Bye! 143 00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:27,720 It wasn't funny at the time. I had to lift him onto the bar stool. 144 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:32,720 You're exaggerating! Take it easy. You've got a wonderful apartment... 145 00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:36,680 ...a well-paid job. You're beautiful and smart. 146 00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:39,600 -Why can't I meet someone? -You're too picky. 147 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:43,360 I just want to meet a man that doesn't make me puke. 148 00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:49,680 If I hadn't met Vincent so early I'd have been all over Tinder. 149 00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:52,680 I would have enjoyed seeing that. 150 00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:56,560 Do you remember Fanny? "Bunny Rabbit". 151 00:11:56,720 --> 00:11:59,080 Yes, I remember her. 152 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:01,880 She met the love of her life on Tinder. 153 00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:04,320 They're having a baby any day now. 154 00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:08,600 Good for her! That's my whole point. 155 00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:13,880 If men prefer women who look like bunnies then I don't stand a chance. 156 00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:17,640 If she could find someone on the Internet so can you. 157 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:21,480 The Internet is full of crazy people! 158 00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:26,920 We, the so-called normal people, need to steer clear of it. 159 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:32,720 -There's someone for everyone. -Yes, definitely. But not online. 160 00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:36,280 It's 2019. Where else would people meet? 161 00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:39,720 -In the workplace. -Bye, Clara! 162 00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:42,640 Well, maybe not this workplace. 163 00:12:43,760 --> 00:12:46,880 You'll meet "Mr. Right", when you least expect it. 164 00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:50,480 -What a fucking cliché! -Yes, but it's true. 165 00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:53,800 -See you! -Drive safely. 166 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:57,680 -Did they tell you to leave? -They didn't let me in. 167 00:12:57,840 --> 00:13:01,840 They said it was a bad start to be 20 minutes late. 168 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:05,640 20 minutes late for a job interview is a bad start. 169 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:08,200 Rub it in. 170 00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:17,000 -Are you going to Elsa's gig tonight? -No, I need to study. 171 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:19,560 -Did something happen? -What? 172 00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:22,440 -Between you two? -No. 173 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:26,360 -Why aren't you going? -I need to study and so should you. 174 00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:29,200 You can't study for a college aptitude exam. 175 00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:33,440 Either you're a genius or you're not. 176 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:37,840 -Logic leads you from A to B. -Imagination takes you places. 177 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:41,280 Jenny, you're the kind of person that everyone hates. 178 00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:46,480 You read stuff once and can quote navigators, Chilean poets... 179 00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:51,360 But I need to study this crap a thousand times to remember it. 180 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:55,720 -3 raised to the power of x. -What? 181 00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:58,800 The answer to A: 3 raised to the power of x. 182 00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:03,000 Damn! Thanks. 183 00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:06,240 What do you mean by, "everyone hates me"? 184 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:09,320 -I need to focus. -I'm bored! 185 00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:12,280 Why are you here if you don't need to study? 186 00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:19,040 -I don't know. I'm restless. -You're restless? You're funny... 187 00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:29,280 -So you're not going? -No, I'm not going! God... 188 00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:33,360 You're brave to let Elsa roam free like that. 189 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:38,120 Come on! What do you mean, "roam free"? 190 00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:41,960 -As if I have her on a leash. -That's not what I mean. 191 00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:46,800 -You know what I mean. She's not... -What? 192 00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:53,760 -She's quite provocative at her gigs. -I don't know what you mean. 193 00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:56,040 I'm not worried. 194 00:14:56,200 --> 00:15:02,840 Oh, look! A hickey. That's very mature, Aron. 195 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:08,600 -Just drop it! I'm not worried. -Really? 196 00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:12,400 We know where we stand. We love each other. 197 00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:17,120 -OK, Cupid. I hear you. -Would you let me...? 198 00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:22,600 What the hell was that...? 199 00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:28,920 -Damn, this is great! -Can you please be quiet? 200 00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:33,120 -To be silent is to consent. -Shut up! 201 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:39,640 -Aron! People are studying here. -You're such an idiot. 202 00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:47,280 "Life's not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced." 203 00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:53,560 -Strindberg. -Strindberg? No, Kierkegaard. 204 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,960 If you want to get laid tonight- 205 00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:58,680 -maybe you should go easy on the quotes. 206 00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:02,160 Who cares what a Danish philosopher said 100 years ago? 207 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:06,080 They want to know what Zara Larsson wrote on Twitter. 208 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:10,040 Firstly, it's 160 years ago. He died in 1855. 209 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:15,400 It's ironic that no one cares about existentialism when it embodies- 210 00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:21,040 -a feeling of confusion about what seems to be a meaningless, absurd... 211 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:25,880 And after that little "info box" we'll say goodnight. 212 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:28,360 Are you sure you're not coming tonight? 213 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:32,720 As sure as Hawking was about the Big Bang. 214 00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:37,640 Do you see Ville over there? He'd like a piece of your girl. 215 00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:45,240 -He's such a fucking... -Aron! I was joking. 216 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:46,960 -Bye. -Bye. 217 00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:51,480 -Have fun with your equations. -Use protection! 218 00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:00,000 Good luck! 219 00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:28,760 I met Ulla today. She's very odd. 220 00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:33,120 She wanted to know exactly how poorly you were- 221 00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:38,840 -so that she could tell everyone she knew. 222 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:46,000 She was so worried about you, yet she didn't dare get in touch- 223 00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:50,120 -because she didn't want to bother you. 224 00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:52,280 She's hard to take. 225 00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:58,040 But I'm sure she means well. She feels sorry for you. 226 00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:03,680 She was worried. But I told her that you were on the mend- 227 00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:08,560 -and that she could stop by some day. 228 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:11,840 Ouch! Damn it! 229 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:16,160 Are you hungry? 230 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:20,400 Kersti? 231 00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:24,120 -Yes? -Are you asleep? 232 00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:25,760 No. 233 00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:29,800 -The kids will be here soon. -Right... 234 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:34,520 Let me help you. 235 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:37,400 There... Come here, honey. 236 00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:40,480 There we go. 237 00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:46,800 Hang on... I need to get a good hold of you. 238 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:52,640 -Ouch! -Are you OK? 239 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:57,480 No, Sten. I'm not OK. Far from it! 240 00:18:57,640 --> 00:19:02,040 Yeah, sure you are. This is going well. 241 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:05,480 Are you OK? 242 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:10,600 -We need to contact Home Care. -Why? 243 00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:15,000 -You can't carry me around anymore. -Sure I can. 244 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:18,960 I'm stronger than people realize. 245 00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:24,440 -Light or dark colored? -Dark. 246 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:36,840 Sit still. Purse your lips. 247 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,560 Hang on. 248 00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:43,760 There you go. 249 00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:48,920 -Happy with that? -Yes. 250 00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:53,000 Stay right here. I'll get your dress. 251 00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:55,880 And where would I go? 252 00:19:56,040 --> 00:20:02,640 We've been married for 40 years, honey. 40 crazy... 253 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:07,320 OK, maybe not so crazy, but... 40 years! 254 00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:10,840 That's a hell of a lot of years! 255 00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:14,760 -This one? -It's too tight. 256 00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:19,120 No, it has a loose and flowy cut. 257 00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:22,800 -Not anymore. -Did it shrink in the wash? 258 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:27,200 I've been sitting still for almost 2 years. I'm too fat. 259 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:32,080 No... You're too hard on yourself. 260 00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:36,440 -You're a beautiful woman. -I wasn't fishing for a compliment. 261 00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:40,800 Try it on! It's going to look great on you. 262 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:49,760 Let's get this off. Raise your arms. Hang on... 263 00:20:54,120 --> 00:21:00,600 -I don't want my life to end like this! -Calm down, we'll get it off. 264 00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:08,320 There now, honey... 265 00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:12,880 Everything will be alright. 266 00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:17,080 There, there... 267 00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:21,960 Right, let's eat. 268 00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:28,080 -How was your interview today? -Well... 269 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:32,080 I was a bit late, so they didn't let me in. 270 00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:33,800 -What? -How late? 271 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,800 -The bus was late, OK? -OK. 272 00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:40,920 -How late was the bus? -The bus was 20 minutes late. 273 00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:44,920 They didn't let you in even though the bus was to blame. 274 00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:48,760 -That's really strange. -No, it's not. 275 00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:52,440 If you're a manager you want your employees to be on time. 276 00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:56,440 -Yes, but once? That's stupid. -I know. 277 00:21:56,600 --> 00:22:00,320 -The next interview will be fine. -Thanks, mom. 278 00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:02,080 Sure it will. 279 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:09,520 I bought this wine for our very special day. 280 00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:14,880 -I brought a nice bottle actually. -You're mean! 281 00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:17,640 -Do you remember this one? -No. 282 00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:22,200 Yes, you do! Well, maybe it's not that easy... 283 00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:26,760 We had this wine on our first date. 284 00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:32,200 If you want to start with a nice wine it's in the kitchen. 285 00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:35,280 No, this one's fine. 286 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:39,800 -Damn it! -Aron, seriously? 287 00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:43,280 -Was that my fault? -You were pouring, so... 288 00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:48,280 -Someone shook the bottle! -No harm done. 289 00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:53,160 -How old are you? -Calm down. Clara, stop it. 290 00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:56,360 A glass of red, honey? 291 00:22:56,520 --> 00:23:00,840 I just took a double dose of painkillers. 292 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,760 Oh... We can skip the wine. 293 00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:08,520 -What? -Well... 294 00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:17,080 -Water can be so tasty! -You think so? 295 00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:21,120 Yes, when it's cold and crisp. 296 00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:23,480 -Water? -I don't have a glass. 297 00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:25,520 I'll get one. 298 00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:29,400 -Go get it yourself! -You're on fire today. 299 00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:33,960 -Thanks, dad. -Do you have trouble walking? 300 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:39,600 -I'll pour you some. -I want to try the wine. 301 00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:42,560 Thank you. 302 00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:51,200 There's nothing like a glass of cold water. 303 00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:53,760 I agree. 304 00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:58,520 If I had died in that car accident would you be drinking water now? 305 00:23:58,680 --> 00:24:01,920 -Mom, don't start! -I didn't see this coming. 306 00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:06,160 -A glass of water and a diaper. -Must we always talk about death? 307 00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:10,400 -Not always. -Thanks. 308 00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:12,040 But sometimes... 309 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:15,400 -What the hell...? -Calm down. 310 00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:20,600 -We don't get together very often. -You know what? 311 00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:24,560 -Let's drink a toast to... -Yes. 312 00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:27,840 Why is it so difficult to celebrate? 313 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:32,840 I am celebrating. I'm just skipping the wine. 314 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:38,640 -Even though you want it. -Yes, but I don't need it. 315 00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:45,520 But why? You're not making it easier on me. You're punishing me. 316 00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:49,920 I want to see you drink the wine that you've chosen. 317 00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:55,160 You're sitting here talking about this wine that's so damn special. 318 00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:02,440 Drink it! 319 00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:05,280 -I can help you dad. -No... 320 00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:15,600 -The whole glass. -That's enough, mom. 321 00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:25,280 -The whole glass. -Stop it, mom! 322 00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:51,400 Did you take the college aptitude exam? 323 00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:55,480 What the fuck do you think? I'm a senior physician. 324 00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:57,320 Just asking. 325 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:08,880 -How about the main course? -Yes, let's have the main course. 326 00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:48,120 -How are things with you, Clara? -At work? Fine. 327 00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:52,560 -I made it on time today too. -Smart ass. 328 00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:57,440 Or maybe you were asking about life in general? 329 00:26:57,600 --> 00:27:01,240 He wants to know if you've met anyone. It's about time. 330 00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:04,520 -Is it about time? -Yes. 331 00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:09,600 -Find a decent, well-educated man. -It's more difficult than you think. 332 00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:14,440 You set the bar too high. There's no "Mr. Perfect". 333 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:18,400 -Even the sun has spots. -Did you hear that, dad? 334 00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:21,320 Mom can be so romantic when she likes. 335 00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:26,200 -You're not getting any younger. -You're not getting any nicer. 336 00:27:26,360 --> 00:27:31,600 -Mind your attitude. -Mind your food intake. 337 00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:39,640 Seriously, the dress you're wearing. Isn't it a little bit tight? 338 00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:46,120 -I'm done here. -Cut it out! 339 00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:49,040 -Help me to bed. -I'll help you, mom. 340 00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:52,840 -No, finish your dinner. -Now! 341 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,680 -So dramatic. -That was so fucking unnecessary! 342 00:27:55,840 --> 00:28:00,480 So she can speak to me anyway she wants? 343 00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:06,640 I didn't mean to criticize you. I was just criticizing your dress. 344 00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:10,000 -I'll help you, dad. -Sit down, Aron! I've got this. 345 00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:12,440 -Get me out of here! -I will. 346 00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:14,840 Can't you let him help you? 347 00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:19,240 -Come on! She started it. -She's ill. 348 00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:22,760 She's not ill. She was in a car accident. 349 00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:26,080 -She's not dying! -Well maybe she had a bad day. 350 00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:31,440 -Maybe I had a bad day! -Fuck this! 351 00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:33,960 -Where are you going? -To study. 352 00:28:34,120 --> 00:28:36,760 -For what? -The aptitude exam. I told you. 353 00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:39,600 No, you asked if I had taken the exam. 354 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:41,520 Shut up! 355 00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:49,160 -Are you OK? -Yes. 356 00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:54,040 -There we go... -What a nice dinner, guys! 357 00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:58,480 -Would you like me to raise the bed? -Yes. 358 00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:03,120 OK, I'm leaving now! 359 00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:07,960 -There... -That's fine. 360 00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:12,200 Would you like to have dessert in here? 361 00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:18,560 -I can get it for you. -I think I'll skip dessert. 362 00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:23,360 Don't listen to Clara. She's just being silly. 363 00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:27,240 She's right. I need to get a grip. 364 00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:33,880 Even the doctor told me that I need to lose weight to get better. 365 00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:40,160 I'll get you a pillow. 366 00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:53,720 -Dad, shall I do the dishes? -No, I'll take care of it. 367 00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:03,040 -What? -I just wanted to say goodbye. 368 00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:05,680 -There you go. -Thanks. 369 00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:10,280 You can't study for that exam. You either have it or you don't. 370 00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:13,120 Get laid! 371 00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:19,400 What would I do without you, honey? 372 00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:23,120 What would I do without you? 373 00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:27,280 Sit here with me. We can watch TV together. 374 00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:50,200 I didn't mean to take it too fast. Can you forgive me? 375 00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:54,560 Yes, I forgive you. 376 00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:01,960 It's been an amazing day! What can I say? 377 00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:06,280 Butterflies in my tummy, so many strong feelings. 378 00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:10,480 There's been so much kissing today. 379 00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:19,440 My lips are aching after all the kissing. 380 00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:25,680 She's an amazing kisser. That's all I'm going to say. 381 00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:27,800 COMMERCIAL BREAK 382 00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:32,200 Are you longing to have children? When you're trying to get pregnant- 383 00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:35,360 -it's important to know when you're most fertile. 384 00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:40,320 Our digital ovulation test will help you maximize your chances... 385 00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:58,480 Excuse me... Could you let me pass, please? 386 00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:09,400 -A sweet tooth? -What? 387 00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:13,520 -Do you have a sweet tooth? -Mm. 388 00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:18,920 There are more bags if you need them. 389 00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:28,000 -Those are full of bacteria. -OK. Thanks. 390 00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:33,120 Today alone, 40-50 little kiddies' hands in there. 391 00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:36,000 -Mm. -Mm. 392 00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:41,720 Hey... Take one of those too. They're really good for you. 393 00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:54,480 -Hi. -Two mandarins and a powerbar. 394 00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:56,200 -Anything else? -No thanks. 395 00:33:56,360 --> 00:34:01,080 Have another mandarin? You might as well go the whole hog. 396 00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:05,240 -I'll have one more. -Yes. 397 00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:08,000 Treat yourself to a sunshine holiday. 398 00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:14,240 People spend so much money on luxury. Such a waste! 399 00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:16,400 Yeah... 400 00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:20,280 I just need to get something. 401 00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:26,880 -Could you get me a cup of tea? -Sure. 402 00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:35,360 -Would you like anything, son? -No, I'm fine, thanks! 403 00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:43,040 OK, this is me investing in my future... 404 00:34:47,720 --> 00:34:49,120 You should be here! 405 00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:29,120 -Seriously? -What? 406 00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:33,480 -Are you following me? -No, I live here. 407 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:36,880 OK. 408 00:35:51,240 --> 00:35:55,520 -Do you live here? -Yes, this is where my home is. 409 00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:09,600 No, I'm kidding. I don't live here. See you! Enjoy your evening. 410 00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:58,800 Come on then... 411 00:37:24,240 --> 00:37:28,960 Kersti... 40 years have passed. 412 00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:34,680 I know you think that luxury is a waste. 413 00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:37,760 But if there's one person in this world- 414 00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:42,960 -worth wasting money on, it's you. 415 00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:48,560 I love you so much. 416 00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:53,880 Kersti? Kersti! 417 00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:58,400 -Aron! -I've got to run, dad! 418 00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:01,680 Call an ambulance, for Christ's sake! 419 00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:07,440 Kersti! Kersti! 420 00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:10,520 Please don't leave me! 421 00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:33,120 Hi, mom. How are you? 422 00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:35,440 Oh, lovely! 423 00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:40,440 Of course. Wait a minute... 424 00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:47,920 Stupid windows. What the... There, OK. 425 00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:25,680 Text: www.sdimedia.com